Definition
SAHMS : A non-treatable condition in which stay at home mommies crack and do whatever it takes to liven up their days.
Symptoms: can be but are not limited to:
Forcing your 7 month's itty bitty fat hand open to make a Christmas Tree craft even when he is screaming for you to stop (side note: baby's fists are ALWAYS clamped shut in a fist like ball when you want them to do something)
Setting up a 'photo shoot' and realizing it might be a bad idea when your little one puts Christmas lights in their mouth but you keep going anyways, continuously swatting the lights out of their mouths even though they are ninja fast at putting them back in because....what else are you gonna do with your afternoon.
The one shot that made all the craziness worth it.....
Treatments: Giving into your urges as long as they are fun and you and your little one(s)are safe.
See, I told you I would prove to you that this is real!
Stayed tuned....I am positive there are more 'episodes' to come.
What do you do that an outsider may think....um why is she doing that?
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